How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He has the fingertips of a God
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