Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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