remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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