Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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