It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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