all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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