so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You ate ashes out of my bong
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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