i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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