I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He uses pillows to masturbate.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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