I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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