on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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