You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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