Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So much rum. So many feels.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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