If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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