I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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