im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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