I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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