She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have post one night stand depression
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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