Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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