can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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