singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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