Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dignity is for republicans.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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