do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
