Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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