new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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