Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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