the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize