i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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