I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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