11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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