god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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