paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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