You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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