i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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