They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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