drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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