We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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