Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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