just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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