Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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