Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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