chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
do nipples grow back?
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