mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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