Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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