physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize