Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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