no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
