THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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