Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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