I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize