real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think my vagina is haunted
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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