Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
