Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize
