Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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